Yes thats what I'd look like if I was really big and was dating a funny looking kate bekinsale indian hybrid type thing. That was Bills doing. Found some guys website whose name also happend to be Nirav Patel. This guy though seems to be happy about getting married to a minger and so we decided to put things right in monkey's world! Yes we have too much time on our hands.
The reason for that as im sure you all know by now is that my ex employers, from now on called fuckwitplc, decided that I should "find somthing else" cause apparently I made a serious mistake. Bullshit blah blah insued and I quit when they said that. Was a shit job anyway.
Back to having too much time on my hands...me and bill created a little rap tune late last year:
Yo yo, Mah name is benis and i aint no liar,
Ten years ago i might have been in the choir,
At this moment my groin looks dire,
Shit man, my dicks on fire!
Dick out quick for the lick,
Whores be loving mah thick prick,
Chicks be shitting a brick when they see mah prick,
Mah dicks too damn slick for these chicks.
I'm just another motherfucker with a bitch,
Selling drugs dont get me rich,
If That ho' dont suck then i got to tie 'er on a Colorado fir
She best suck mah dick til there be a Safire fire!
This fire be one to admire
That ho gonna make me perspire
Like that time in the shire
Yeah man, mah dicks on fire!
Mah dick be a devils walking stick,
That fire aspires to inspire
Shit I must admit my dicks a conquering stick
Yeah yeah my dick,….yeah its on fire
Those dicks that don’t be sick
Be taking a free kick against they own prick
Pricks need lovin like any hick need lovinPrick you better be slick with your dick!
Any one want to sing that?! Oh you might want some music too. Just remember it was created here! I might be heading to Valencia next month to see the JoEvan so you might get a better update then. In the mean time im a jobseeker (not unemployed officialy)
I'll leave you with the future album for Inter continental dick convertor!