MCMONKEYplc shares suspended!

Brentford, UK, EU, Earth, Sol, Milky way: The shares of MCMONKEYplc (MCM) have been suspended on the EG stock exchange. EG regulators imposed the current sanctions on MCMONKEYplc due to a seemingly unprovoked pre-empitive strike on the special status company Bengali. It is believe the fragile nature of the victim was the main reason for the sanctions. EG regulators claim a warning was issued to the board of MCM just last month.

In a statement issued by MCM chief, Nirav Patel said "That motherfucking retarded company had it coming (refering to Bengali) . Their fucking existance is an affront to all human kind and the level of ignorance, sloth and prejudice displayed by them needs to be destroyed. The world needs to be rid of this. Today we have had sanctions imposed on us for attack without warning, we accept this. However from whence we are reborn we shall strike down on thee (again reffering to Bengali I guess) from a great height and scream THOU SHALL NOT PASS!".

Those close to the cheif, claim he is just experiencing frustration caused by Spanish giants Real Madrid pipping the company team, Manchester United, to most of their summer targets.

This was cemented by the cheif's comment last night, " Those fucking Real Madrid cunts again?! I am going to rip the fucking arsehole out of each and every member of that club and feed it to their cats! Then we'll see who they can buy! Eat that blatter you cunt!"

Interesting times at MCMplc.